Light Notes - Humor

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My Next Life

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for high school: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then ...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap.

And then ...

You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

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